vanillish: underneathesestairs: So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH
sxizzor: rhazade-waterbender: badmoonraisin: I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good but I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics. all i ever wanted out of life tbh
i-like-pigeons: Things that I write: Sins Things that I don’t write: Tragedies Things people haven’t heard of Closing the god damn door Things the Bride is: A whore Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: This Place
dafthappiness: darth-sayder: spicyblaine: ...
thegleefulhouseelf: kaliforniaa-dreamerr: theamazingrigby: sodamnrelatable: do you ever just look at your homework like this I look at people like this I look at everything like this I look like this
I’m +18 material, don’t blame me if you get horny– Jay Park (via kataftertherain)
thebaconsandwichofregret: mutilatedmemories: I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious
gullacass: do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
I like simple guys.
A guy that can make me laugh no matter what mood I’m in. Someone that I can joke around with knowing they wont get mad. Someone I can be comfortable with, and not have things awkward. If you can keep me laughing, then you can most definitely keep me on my toes. A guy who will accept me for who I am and won’t try to change me.